Trump gave Israel 70 million pounds of bombs to turn Gaza into a graveyard? Yeah, but he hit ‘em with a 17% tariff.
He moved the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem, fulfilled Zionist prophecy, and made evangelicals foam at the mouth? 17%. Tariff. Bro.
They named an illegal Israeli settlement “Trump Heights” in his honor—on stolen Syrian land. Yeah but… tariffs.
He signed the Anti-Semitism Awareness Act, criminalizing your ability to criticize Zionist influence?
Still slapped that sweet 17% on ‘em.
He called Netanyahu “a great man,” took political kneepads to every Israeli PM, and pledged eternal support for Israel? But did you see the tariff?
He posed with rabbis crowning him with a Torah crown, while they declared he was fulfilling messianic prophecy?
King of Tariffs, baby.
He handed billions to Operation Stargate to fast-track AI surveillance and mRNA tech, dumped even more into Big Pharma’s pockets, and served you up DNA-altering cocktails with a gold-plated syringe—But hey… he slapped a tariff on Israeli couscous, so it’s all good.
He let January 6 patriots rot in prison, called for red flag gun laws, and said “take the guns first, due process later.”
Cool story, but that 17% import tax really sticks it to the elites.
He helped fund Iron Dome, Abraham Accords, and biometric border tech that scans your face and your soul?
But that 17% on Israeli hummus though—patriot move.
He called the statue of Albert Pike—the Freemason who praised Lucifer—a “beautiful piece of art” and wanted it restored?
Probably thinking about that import tax when he said it
This is how far gone you are.
Trump could offer your kids to Moloch on the White House lawn—but as long as he charges Israel 17% extra on apricots you’ll call it 5D chess.
It’s not a movement.
It’s a tariff-worshipping death cult where bombing kids, banning speech, and crowning Zionist messiahs are all fine—as long as there’s a “17” distraction to wave in your face.
Nothing’s getting drained but your critical thinking, your dignity, and your ability to spot a psyop in broad daylight.
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